presumably this came first...

(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

I can think of few better reasons
to avoid buying a magazine.

Nicely done, though :)
(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

mmm
stoneroses oasis baby cocaine monkey shocker... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Obz Yes, I know what a parking meters are too., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

also see
"arse poster" - they don't even try to claim it's any good!
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)