Diagnosis Murder
ohhhh yeahhhhh.... : ) )
(Tendency, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)

I wonder who would win the death match
Dick van Dyke or Quincy????
I'd have a tanner on Quince.
( Banana, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:04, archived)

Nah
Dick Van Dyke would win.
He'd jab him in the conk with his Old Bamboo and shimmy up a chimney.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:06, archived)

Quice would
get sam to use his ninja skills, karate kicking van dyke down from the chimmney.
( Banana, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:08, archived)

Be too late.
Dick would have chalked a lovely summers day on the roof an escaped into it.
He can do that.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)

SOMEONE SHOULD TELL QUINCY
he's a pathologist not a criminal investigator.

The morgue is full of rotting people while he airy fairy sherlock holmesys his way around
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)

quincy
I used to like quincy when he actually investigated stuff. Then he got all involved in dodgy political issues and turned totally crap. Anyway, now the fuck did Jack Klugman score with all those beautiful babes he got back and shagged on his boat. Life just aint fair
(harrypsauce, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:16, archived)

Oi!
You leave him alone.
Arse to the bodies, there's work to do.
Anyway, Van Dyke is just as bad, and he's got his son to help him (who has a mullet)
( Banana, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:17, archived)

I
could never stand dick van dyke after he murdered the english accent in mary poppins.....arsehole.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:19, archived)