venus the viking...

previous venus incarnations... #1... #2... #3... #4...
and hello all... :)
( eclectech, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)

yay!!!
she looked great on the big screen :)
as did all your stuff!

woo!
( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

oooh ta...
so how did the m3tatween big screen premiere go? fun i hope... i'm looking forward to seeing the small screen version...
( eclectech, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

it was shite - but fun :)
the band ran over time - and they announced "there will now be silent films"...so everyone left... except us...
then they projected it backwards! and half of the top bits were missing.. but it was a great laugh and a good experience.

it was basically crawling with pikeys and crusties... and dogs :)
( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)

hahaha...
fantastic... i've even more gutted i couldn't get down for it now :)
( eclectech, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

the bus back from "the field"
to Uddersfield was totally surreal.. one of our crowd started chanting "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom" and then we all started.. then some "youth" at the back of the bus replied... tomsk and rogan were going "nooooooo shutup! shutup! we'll all get our heads kicked in" this went on for some time... then we all got off the bus - still chanting - and headed off in different directions.... very very strange.
( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

hey i wasn't chanting either!
i was burying my head in my hands and pretending i didn't know any of you
( evil pixie, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)

were you there?
on the bus i mean?
( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)

haha
fair description :)
( rogan, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

hey you :)

( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)

howdy!
it was lovely to see you up north! :)
( rogan, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

'twas lovely to be there
we ran (literally) for the train this morning and missed it by one minute!!! got the next one a few minutes later but it took almost 4 hours!!! arghhhhhhhhh!

i had a very spicy arse this morning too! ouch!
( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

blimey,
I just had some toast! ;)
( rogan, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)

hehe
with what?

we got off the bus at our stop (which is outside our local) and who did we see?

gibbon/alfie/pootle/fnord/kitten/pippy/matsimpsk/reckless rik/rogue/martian/quelabra/chthonic/priestess and i am sure i have forgotten some others... nightmare - we had to drink, AGAIN!
( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

oh, that's terrible luck! ;)
I've been knackered all day, just been lazing about watching films...
( rogan, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

cunt

we SOOOOOOOOOOOo didn't want to get up and run to the station!
( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)

I know
the feeling!
( rogan, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

you are evil

( popt_art, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)

i like your venii
woo!
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

is that the correct pluralism?
what about penii?
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

and elvii

( rawr isn't really here., Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

but there is only one
elvis
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

and his prosthetic limb faaactoryyyyy

(1, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

that sounds
like a euphemism to me
(wetflame, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

or a eumphazard

(1, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

no word
could have been better
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

what does eumphazard mean?

(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=eumphazard
( splorp ®, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

whenever you're in a pickle
just use it as confusion, it means all and makes sense at all times.

eg.

excuse me, you gave me the incorrect change

no, you see, i was being eumphazard

oh ok.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

cool
that works amazingly well!
( Batsgirl, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

your m3tatw33ns went
went down verrah varrah well!

Muchos respek!
( Hugo Rune, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

i want an online version
please?





pretty please?
(1, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

Nope..
Fnord shall post it when he's ready..

However, I will be happy to send an online version to the people that made stuff for it..

so - hugo_artemis_rune @ yahoo . co . uk
( Hugo Rune, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

i tried to watch it on the cd fnord gave me yesterday
but media player and real player are both buggered and refuse to play anything, and quicktime refuses to play anything which it's meant to too
( evil pixie, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)

me fix it n mail it to you..
see my addy in profile somewhere.
( Hugo Rune, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)

what am i meant to be mailing to you?
/confused
( evil pixie, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

what is m3tatweening??

(Hobbes, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

clicky...
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m3tatweening.htm
and thanks hugo... :)
( eclectech, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)

still confused...

(Hobbes, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)

did you scroll down?
section called "what is m3tatweening" should help :)
( eclectech, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)

wow
super cool.
animation of the millenium, it might be
(Hobbes, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

Yay!
I would! ...I really would.

[edit] BTW, hello!
( splorp ®, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

hehe... :)
and hello... thanks again for your help last week... more proof that b3tans am lovely :)
( eclectech, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)

No problem :-)
it was quite fun doing the research (yes, I really am that sad...)
( splorp ®, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)

Stunning!
yay!
( The Boy T, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

thats me!
well... in my dreams
( Laini, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

all the girls here looks like her!
*99% fact*
( Kaiser, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

I have brown hair
sorry :(
( Batsgirl, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

here in denmark!
:)
( Kaiser, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

oh.
I thought that was a "b3ta chicks" thing.
( Batsgirl, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

so did i
i was going to point out that i have short brown dreadlocks
( evil pixie, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)

:D
but venus has grey hair and can be painted in
any color!
( Laini, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

hmmm...
candy red with flames and stuff would be cool!
( Kaiser, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

According to Botticelli
she has red hair :-)
( splorp ®, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)

and i would for any of them
110% FACT.
(wetflame, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

not me

( kitty meow meow, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

All aboard a ship to Venus,
My dear god, you should have seen us!
The figurehead was a nude in bed, sucking on a red-hot penis!

The Bosun's name, it were chopper.
And dear Lord, he had a whopper!
Once round the deck, twice round his neck, and stuffed in his gob as a stopper.


(Any other verses welcome, I can't remember any more.)
(DuckieMonster, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

yay!

( kitty meow meow, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

super!
and your m3tatween was fantastic :)
( rogan, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

ta...
:)
( eclectech, Sun 7 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)