Did anyone else
misread that as "moose"?

I got all confused then.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)

Polished the moose?
Sounds like a euphemism.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)

POLISH IT!
POLISH IT HARD!
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)