How to recognise policemen: Part 1


Look out for the long arm of the law.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:53, archived)

again,
I wouldn't.
( Batsgirl, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)

again,
She wouldn't.
( Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)

Neither of them would.

( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)

I wouldn't either
but I'd take their beer.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)

that pun is so painful
you should be shot
( evil pixie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)

Obviously you don't watch BBC2 comedy nights
these days the puns are so painful that you'd lap this one up like a laplandish lapdancer.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)

with a
lapdog?
( atomic mingus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)

and a laptop

( popt_art, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)

Almost certainly
provided its name is Lappy McLappington the Third of Lapcity, Lapworld. Just east of Scunthorpe.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)