Dixon's party trick was the talk of Dock Green

( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)

Wipe that smirk off your face!
:P
woo!
( Mushroom, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha
*gaaaaasp*


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)

that's an amazing trick
and with a detachable hand, back itches must be easy to deal with!
( JustHere, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)

and
not just that either ; )
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)

Hehehe
amazing trick!!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)

i don't want to meet that
copper in an dark alley!
( rogue, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)

He
looks suprisingly like a baboon without his face
( freakimus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)

This weeks compo
I disappear for a few months doing intensive training for my new job in the MOD Police (UK's Ministry Of Defense Police at Whitehall, London)

and I come back and the compo is based on making a mockery of my fellow comrades (although I have a higher heirarchy than the Met Police!!) I thoroughly dissaprove of it but shall nonetheless make a contribution:
NSFW
( Lord_Munkee opened the Wrong Door and liked it very much, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)

for fuck sake
why must I click everything with NSFW on it?!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

Sweet christ!
I innocently thought that that was going to be an enlargment of the pic above.

*fnar* I said enlargement!
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

scary thing is
I carry 2 guns at work... FNAR !

Glock 9mm & mp5 w/ maglite attachment..

i've been playing Counter-Strike for years.. and always wanted to play wargames... so i joined Mod Police Force... (MDP) and well 18weeks of solid training and I now patrol Londons Whitehall area with the 2 aforementioned weapons.. hehe its scary tho cos everyone i see, i rekons is a 'terrorist' and want to shoot them down ;)
( Lord_Munkee opened the Wrong Door and liked it very much, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)