dont say this to police

( smello, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)

that's not right!
they're not beating him senseless!
completely unrealistic :P
( Mushroom, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

i always like:
'well done officer! you must have done at least a ton to overtake me!'
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

or
"evening, cuntstubble!"
( Mushroom, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)