thing that shouldn't dance

( giblethead2000, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

ahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahaha he's a complete and utter gimp!

nice work.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

ahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahaha he's a complete and utter gif!

nice work.
( Dave - KneHigHbOb lurks mostly but was last seen posting at, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

oh and I'm sorry if I upset the beautiful
kitten pic maker. I'm horrid sometimes. I'm sure munkt0n will slap me about for it later.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

but it will feel like a kiss.
cast your votes now for "most morally dubious song ever"...
( martian, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

This the one you mean?
"HE HIT ME (IT FELT LIKE A KISS)
Gerry Goffin / Carole King)
The Crystals

He hit me
And it felt like a kiss.
He hit me
But it didn't hurt me.

He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new,
And when I told him I had been untrue

He hit me
And it felt like a kiss.
He hit me
And I knew he loved me.

If he didn't care for me
I could have never made him mad
But he hit me,
And I was glad.

(instrumental break)

Yes, he hit me
And it felt like a kiss.
He hit me
And I knew I loved him.
And then he took me in his arms
With all the tenderness there is,
And when he kissed me,
He made me his."

For fuck's saaaaaaaaake!
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

makes britney spears seem tame.

( martian, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

I think the new Spiritualized album has a song called
She kissed me (it felt like a hit). Oh look, another song about drugs.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

How about..
Spinal Meningitis got me down - by Ween
(Bored@new work, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)