as I explained last night
I don't want to be a pirate. I want to be a vampire. But a vampire still called Rob.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

a
vampire badger called rob?
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

You could be a vampire pirate called
Nosferyarrrrrrtu. How about that? It's a good compromise. Except it needs some Rob in it. Hang on, I'm all grog'd up.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

What a great name.
Sorry, but it's true.
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Why not Steve the vampire...

( A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 19 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)