hehe
WOOO
now i WANT to get drunk... only 3 more years!
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

It only takes me
half an hour and a bottle of vodka. How long have you been drinking for?!
( jola, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

-3 years

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

Did you know that
Americans find the word CUNT really offensive?

In fact they think the word CUNT should be banned!

I find this a shame for the poor CUNTS.


Never mind, call me a CUNT if you think I'm out of order...
(Plum Pidgeon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

I'd call you a cunt
even if you were in order

but i'm like that
(vork and burlap, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

Blimey three years?
Now that's alcohol tolerance!
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

poor you
just fell out of my local pub to open another Carling. sh*t that means I'm old
( blupp, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)

born 1988!
hats off that you are on b3ta. and I could be your dad! oh, this makes me even older. another drink then
( blupp, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)

you can be my dad if you wish

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)

I could be all of yer
dads*, you young whippersnappers!

perhaps not thebear, fat boab, cassidy, flanflinger (where hell he?) and other b3tans over the age of <thinks> 20 or so.

shite, I'm old!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

*I've* got
lots of grey hair and a proper job, if it makes you feel any better. :-)
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

have you grown the
grey hair since the embra bash last munf?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)

Nope
it was there. Just hidden under red hair dye! :-)
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

heh, perhaps I should
let the purpleness of me hair grow out to see if there's any grey there!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)

Nah!
Mad coloured dye is the way forward!
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

Phew
I get worried that there aren't any other young 'uns on the board at times :)
( Whillow, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)