FUCK!!!
ROY ORBISON IS DEAD - HOLY SHIT!

I am so devastated, I am going to cry myself to sleep.

Goodnight.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)

orbison?
and he was a true legend
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

wrapped up
in clingfilm.
( bananaman, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

There was a joke doing the rounds when he popped his clogs

( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

yeah, and isn't
it terrible about the titanic!
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

I hear that troublesome Gallilean
got done over the other night.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

No, that was full of posh twats and emigrating bastards.
They all deserved it. Apart from the sailors, who were just doing their jobs.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)

but what about that terrible
fire that started in Pudding Lane? Only just heard about it, apparently most of lodnon was destroyed!
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)

not Pudding Lane?

( barnesy, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)

que?
I from barthelona....I know nartheeng
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)

Have they landed on the moon yet?

( Az The Spaz, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)

Seriously
how on earth will "The Travelling Wilburys" keep going now?
( Pootle, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

catch
the bus?
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)

yay
they were great! especially tweeter and the monkey man!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)

replacing
the word cry with the word wank increases the proportion of FACT in that post 500 times.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

I am taking that...
...as a personal insult.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)

i think thats how it was intended

/state "obvious"
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

Excuse me
I think the FACTS can speak for themselves ;)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)

'night
..didn't he die years ago?
now, Johnny Cash on the other hand..

I feel a dancing repost coming on.
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)

Shake it!

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

Actually.
He probably is dead holy shit now.

Unless they cremated him.
( Tart Monkey, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)