there's a shop window full of his assorted shite
viking kittens etc. i can't see how a bunch of rich fake-tanned wives of scrap metal dealers from cheadle buying fur coats will get it, but hey. Well done mr veitch.

I'll take a photo tomorrow. I work by selfridges and have to suffer the endless streams of yellow bag carrying hapless twats every day. Mongs, all of them.
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

the women of which you speak
will probably be in Harrods, not Selfridges.
( pep, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

they're definitely in selfridges too
there's a trail of overbearing perfume and a slick of drool (at least I think it's drool) all the way from bond street tube to the door.
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

That's not drool
that's my semen.
( dr_fonz, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

It makes them feel superior
to pay vastly inflated prices for stuff. Fuckwits.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

Take
a photo.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

of the hapless twats?
or joel's window?

i think it last featured big brother contestants. vast improvement.
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

Joels windows.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

selfridges
or his home?
( rogan, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

Both,
for my window collection.
I like to lick them.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)