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[challenge entry] Halle Berry White


This competition is all wrong!

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# that's a good one,
woo!

She reminds me of a bearded Floella Benjamin
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# i'll bet you
would, too.

Edit: She reminds me of a bearded Floella Benjamin slightly. How strange is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# definatetly.
very windowlicker that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Now that I
like
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# .
thats one sexy beast!!
(Gregus, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Look at his face! He's so happy!
"Look Ma, I lost all the weight and underneath I found THESE!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And just look at WHAT he found..!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# He looks happy.
And why not? I'd be pleased with a body like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# My Mind Can't Handle This...
So many mixed and confused feelings here...
(b3rl1n, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Barreee
she's never looked so good...barf
(trampsteamer, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# We Americans call this
a "two bagger". You know, put two paper bags over her head, just in case one breaks...
(I helped save b3ta! DisgruntledGoat, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# I thought it was one bag on her head ...
... and one bag on your head, in case hers falls off !! ??
(nevpugh, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Ah, but would you
go through with the horizontal honkey shuffle with this monstrosity? You'd be honking Halle's rubies, but Mr White (deceased) would be fondling your testes. Could you do it? Could you put up with the beard rash on your thighs just to say Halle Berry had deep throated you?

I know I would.
(V3lvetPresley, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)