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# Doubts over the authenticity of the gun were soon raised...
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# hehehe
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Heheh.
Just discussing that on IRC. It was bollocks, really, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Nope.
Stunt or trick, it was still the most involving thing on telly for yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I don't know
Hitler: The Rise of Evil was pretty fucking amazing. I managed to watch about 2 minutes of Derren Brown before changing channels.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# hahahah
'Begbie does Europe'
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Sometime, you'll simply have to accept
that you're much more cleverer than the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# i watched that
and it was excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# that Hitler thing was pathetic
Apparently he was a nasty man. Quelle suprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I don't know about pathetic
I just thought it was quite interesting watching his rise to power, 'istory, innit?
And better than many other programmes out there.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# how a single determined man
can overcome political, economic and social odds to become an all powerfule force in the world...

Wait a minute, that's the story to the next star wars movie innit? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Harry Potter,
I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# quite interesting, yes. But dull
If they'd showed him having a laugh that would have been more enlightening
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Too right
It could have been Hitler on Art, that would have been fun.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
#
Been done.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Sounds interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)
# "When Fascist Dictators Attack"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I spent the whole show going
"The ones who cross the room are in"
"The bearded guy"
"The twonk who looks like yer man from the 2 packets of lager shite"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I enjoyed it
But this would have impressed me more.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# :(
now help me get rid of the repulsive image of derren browns raw, burning bell end.
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# OK then:
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Argh my eyes....
where's the bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Put a Bag on her head -
And I would !
Deffo !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I spent it going:
"He drew a picture of a man with big dark pointy eyebrows."
"They're all going to sit in alpabetical order, on chairs with their names underneath."
"Given the opportunity to say any random word, he's going to say 'glass'."

Oh hang on: no I didn't.

As I said, trick or stunt, it was bloody good TV.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I can't believe that people honestly thought that it wasn't.
But then, 99% of people are fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Yup!
I quite happily make up 43% of those people!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Well they believe that David Blaine is stuck in a plastic box
with only water to drink, when we all know he's down the Dog and Parrot tucking into a Steak and Kidney pie as we speak the fat bloater.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I was just going to say :
Someone will mention that TWUNT David Bloody Bleeding Bastard Blaine again soon !

Aaaaaaaaaaargh !

Still, at least no-one's BOA "Alleged" Rapist Footie Players !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# i can't believe how many people waste
their time talking about shit tv.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Shit tv?
Is that like one of those German scat-fetish sites?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Ahhahahaha
Scat always makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I can't believe you haven't posted one of your
"I can't believe it's not butter"-related shoppings.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
#
I can't find them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Spacker!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# sad isn't it...


actually i can find the Not Buttocks one :(
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Here you go
www.b3ta.com/board/492463

I spazzed for "bakedbeats".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:14, archived)
# i thank you kind sir
no access to ftp here - i always forget it has the its bit...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)
# what
do you think people would rather talk about?
Art?
What they had for dinner?
The decay of society?
The complete lack of any meaning to life?
I'm afraid vapid TV is the safest thing for most people to discuss, me amongst them.
Stops me worrying about the fact that in effect were all fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I've just had a very tasty cheese sandwich
And the moral decay is society is rampant this morning.
The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Kind of like
the theory about the butterfly in the sahara flapping it's wings and being the root cause of hurricanes in the pacific or summink.

Wotsit called? Chaos theory?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Dunno.
Sounds like a fucking big butterfly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Or
A fucking lot of butterflies.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Cheese sandwich theory I think you will find
all the great disasters of the world have been cheese related.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# you forgot
The Weather!!

jolly nice for this time of year don't you think? Mind you, feels a bit colder than yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Is it ever!
had to pull my thermals on and everything.
Must be more of them foreign immigrant weather weapons of mass destruction the Daily Mail was talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# bloody cheek
coming over here - stealing our jobs and shagging our women.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Blowing wind up our trousers!
Their MY trousers and I blow wind up 'em. Go back to yer own fookin' trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I prefer talking
bout the fact that we're all fucked.
It's my sole topic of discussion in any situation in fact.
"How was it for you, darling?"
"Futile"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Sorry I'm late.
Missed the tube.
Not that it matters in the long term if I am late today.
Going to fucking die anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# "You think you're the boss?
Pah! You're the boss of NOTHING! The masons and the catholic church run the show so if I'm late - FUCK YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# No it's not
the reason I am late is because of foreign immigrants, the Daily Mail said so and they should know-
They're middle class!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)
# no
twas great telly. Cheesy and fun. Like good telly should be. Don't listen to these "Oh I didn't watch it" TV snobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I didn't watch it.
I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean instead! YARR!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I watched
Pokemon The First Movie
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# great film
best in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Best in YARRs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# i didn't know it was happening
untill i listened on the radio afterwards, where they were talking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# i didnt no about it till i came on here yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I watched it.
I liked the bit where he fucked it up at the end, even though it was obviously contrived :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# yeah
2 minutes of silence was like "er, what's he doing?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I think
he was being intense.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Oh I didn't watch it.
I was shagging.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# haha
I hope you saved some porridge for Una Stubbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Right, I warned you.
Principal's office right now.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# A bit
I actually think he is really clever but this stunt was just a bit silly cos you knew there was no possible way C4 would let someone blow their own head off on live TV so you knew it was never going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# why do you take it so seriously though?
It's like those people who get angry about Anne Robinson because she pretends she's nasty on the Weakest Link. Why she's really a fuckwit is cos she loved Bob Maxwell.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I don't get annoyed about Anne Robinson
and I'm not taking this that seriously either - I was just commenting that anyone with half a brain would know that C4 would never show a programme that finished with a man with only half a brain left, thats all. I still thought it was good entertainment and I really enjoyed his series
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# fairy muff
good point. well made. bit too many half brains though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Not enough
half biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Spooky.
Just listening to the line "Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan".
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:06, archived)
# i agree
I never get to see racing drivers kill themselves at high speed, driving into walls

or people running around dying amongst the burning rubble of collapsing towers

or watch someone playing russian roulette with a time delay so they can cut if it goes wrong
(Munkey, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# C4 is so crappy these days
Thought as much. Result: Still distasteful and cheap. Basically pointless.
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# unspectacular
yet tense
freaky mind control guy is always good
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Jersey police have indicated that the live Russian roulette TV stunt which was broadcast from the island on Sunday night was a hoax.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3169388.stm
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# so what
it was still good TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Good TV...
That's an oxywotsit isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# no
too many conservatives around these days. TV has always been shite. There is no Golden Age.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Mostly I watch Radio 4 on my TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# There's why I don't watch it.
The only thing I watched in the last week was yer man with the gun cos I hoped he'd blow his head off.
Oh, and corrie, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# a man of great taste
*bows
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# don't agree
Imagine/Remember those old sci-fi b movies set in a 2005 post nuclear fallout hell. Men and their talking dogs who can't have sex without pain in their skull eat roast kitty. They defend their territory against rogue road warriors whilst raping women. And they watch live russian routlette on TV.
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# bloody journalists
they also say that there was no danger at all.

bloody hell, if that did have a blank in the gun, and he fired it point blank, it would have left a hole in his brain.

blanks can still kill, apparently.
(masterbassist, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Sorry to tell you but this has already been done
and also with a fudge bar too.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# haha!
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha; Nice
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# That am
95% Woo, with 3% yay, and 2% hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)
# decide for yourself, i reckon it was fake.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3169388.stm
(Dr.RosenRosen, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/2099544
DONE YESTERDAY
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)
# The words thunder and stolen spring to mind.
Oh well. I'm not the slightest bit bitter.

The thread from yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)