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# I can't believe that people honestly thought that it wasn't.
But then, 99% of people are fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Yup!
I quite happily make up 43% of those people!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Well they believe that David Blaine is stuck in a plastic box
with only water to drink, when we all know he's down the Dog and Parrot tucking into a Steak and Kidney pie as we speak the fat bloater.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I was just going to say :
Someone will mention that TWUNT David Bloody Bleeding Bastard Blaine again soon !

Aaaaaaaaaaargh !

Still, at least no-one's BOA "Alleged" Rapist Footie Players !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# i can't believe how many people waste
their time talking about shit tv.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Shit tv?
Is that like one of those German scat-fetish sites?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Ahhahahaha
Scat always makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I can't believe you haven't posted one of your
"I can't believe it's not butter"-related shoppings.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
#
I can't find them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Spacker!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# sad isn't it...


actually i can find the Not Buttocks one :(
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Here you go
www.b3ta.com/board/492463

I spazzed for "bakedbeats".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:14, archived)
# i thank you kind sir
no access to ftp here - i always forget it has the its bit...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)
# what
do you think people would rather talk about?
Art?
What they had for dinner?
The decay of society?
The complete lack of any meaning to life?
I'm afraid vapid TV is the safest thing for most people to discuss, me amongst them.
Stops me worrying about the fact that in effect were all fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I've just had a very tasty cheese sandwich
And the moral decay is society is rampant this morning.
The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Kind of like
the theory about the butterfly in the sahara flapping it's wings and being the root cause of hurricanes in the pacific or summink.

Wotsit called? Chaos theory?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Dunno.
Sounds like a fucking big butterfly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Or
A fucking lot of butterflies.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Cheese sandwich theory I think you will find
all the great disasters of the world have been cheese related.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# you forgot
The Weather!!

jolly nice for this time of year don't you think? Mind you, feels a bit colder than yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Is it ever!
had to pull my thermals on and everything.
Must be more of them foreign immigrant weather weapons of mass destruction the Daily Mail was talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# bloody cheek
coming over here - stealing our jobs and shagging our women.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Blowing wind up our trousers!
Their MY trousers and I blow wind up 'em. Go back to yer own fookin' trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I prefer talking
bout the fact that we're all fucked.
It's my sole topic of discussion in any situation in fact.
"How was it for you, darling?"
"Futile"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Sorry I'm late.
Missed the tube.
Not that it matters in the long term if I am late today.
Going to fucking die anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# "You think you're the boss?
Pah! You're the boss of NOTHING! The masons and the catholic church run the show so if I'm late - FUCK YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# No it's not
the reason I am late is because of foreign immigrants, the Daily Mail said so and they should know-
They're middle class!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 7 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)