How can I get
the message across that these dogs are not cute.
They drool, they are smelly, and they have short bristley fur, they fart, and they have really irritating loud barks and they come attached with stupid, controlling ex-fiancee's!!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 13:53, archived)

s'ok son
s'ok.
( Banana, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 13:55, archived)

not that you're bitter.
At all.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 13:56, archived)

I'm not bitter.
Not really, but they truly are horrible dogs.
They're bred to look like that and sometiimes the flaps of skin around there have to be sewn back to stop the dogs going blind.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)

i always thought they looked a bit cruel.
It must be tricky to keep all the flappy bits clean, and you'd have a great, warm, dark place for diseases to start.
Poor doggies.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:04, archived)

My ex
used to show dogs at dog shows.
These people are the evilest people on earth, they lock their doggies up in cages, they snip their tales off, they prod and poke them all the time.
Horrible.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:07, archived)

Sorry : $
do you want me to delete it? or the species?
( Station, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:13, archived)

oh goodness no,
don't worry!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:16, archived)

no fair!
I want an ex-fiance
( sneeze and pee, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:17, archived)

And there was me
thinking you were talking about babies:

How can I get
the message across that babies are not cute.
They drool, they are smelly, and they have short bristley fur, they fart, and they have really irritating loud barks and they come attached with stupid, controlling ex-fiancee's!!!
( chthonic, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)

true, true
Little walking timebombs of shit.
( Monkeyboy, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)