Hummus at an all time low....


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( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)

hehehehe
made me chuckle :)
(juckle03, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

erm
URL for source pics

I miss my mother, I really do
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)

I found an old disc
with pics on it from a friend. He was trying to 'out sick' me with web found pr0n.

I won. It involved a pig, a funnel and lots of poo....and a woman (I think it was a woman.....hard to tell with dwarves...)
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

dwarves tossing?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

too tame...
I don't even want to think about the image!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

with goatse and tubgirl and svenno?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

A bucket of Goatses
wouldn't be as sick as the pig/funnel/dwarf/poo photo....
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

Damn dude
don't leave the disk in the computer when you take it to be repaired
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

bumgay

(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

heres what you have to do,
1: give everything you own to a charity of your choice

2: kill yourself.
( spiny is content., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)

why?

(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)

for our future
mankind's future
(vork and burlap, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

because
it would end your apparently pointless existance, but also benefit a local charity ?
( spiny is content., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

my existence pointless?
hahahahaha

what about you.. you fucking faggot internet geek
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

oh no!
an internet insult!
i bow down before your amazing braveness.
( spiny is content., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

good

(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

you're 12 ,
aren't you ?
( spiny is content., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

takes one
to know one
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

oscar wilde
in the house!
( spiny is content., Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)

yes
but far better read than you
(slice, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

i'm sure you think you are ,
but reposting other peoples animations as your own doesn't help your cause.
( spiny is content., Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

What are you two bickering about
Just make a picture and have a laugh already!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

hehheh
caption make it gooood

*dribbles*
*babbles incoherently*
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Tasteless.

Just like your choice of vehicle.

/runs
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)

/chases with tyre iron!




;)
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)

/turns round and chases with Series II bumper which I've got lying the the garden for some reason

/gets hernia

Going out playing tomorrow. Me, and a bunch of people off t'internet and (/checks list) no Range Rovers!
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)

No Rangies!
so what are you going to do when you get stuck on a rut......

pffft!

I have a thesis to write....wish I was out off roading with ya!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)

I think
there may be people with other Sollihull type vehicles, but we'll try and ignore them.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

bit hard if it's a chonking great V8!
Or a series IIa stuck in the mud right in front of where you're about to land!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

True.
The V8 drivers seem to take the piss a bit, for example, when faced with a tricky, rocky climb:

Suzuki owners: Second gear, low range, full throttle. CHARGE!

V8 people: First gear, low range, foot completely off throttle. Bimble up slowly, wave at people as you pass.

Bastards. And they sound nice too.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

I like going down hills...
steep hills....

low ratio...first....foot off throttle....2mph if that! The thing just hangs there!

Wish it had the V8 though!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

For a 1.3
Suzukis have amazing holdback.

I love my Suzuki. Just wish it had suspension.

Edit: You got an automatic or manual?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

Manual....
don't know if I want an auto, but might go that way if I get the 2.8 turbo D.
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

I'm told that
the autos are bombproof. The bloke I bought the Zuki off has a 3.5 (baby) V8 Rangie with an auto box, and says that it's great off-road. No messing around with the clutch when you suddenly realise you're in too high t a gear for the hill, and all that.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)

I'll look into that then!
Cheers!

Looks like it'll all start going through the big refit in Jan/Feb....I can't wait!

And with that I go to bed!

Night all!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

Night!
I'll send you pictures of tomorrow's galavnting in an attempt to make you jealous.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

thats
cheap.....i think...i read that its cheap and a mate told me it was...not that i would know
(dontknow.net, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)