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(Bommer remembered to log in, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)

pffffffft!
w/y/h!
( Munsta, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:53, archived)

heh
woo!
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:53, archived)

woo! indeed!
Quality. 100% of.

Oh, and hi Pep.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

hello lovely,
how are you?
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)

Superb thanks.
Off to visit with Jiva and munkt0n tomorrow, which should be drunken nice.

I hope you have your costume lined up for Halloween?

I'm thinking of getting a Clark Kent thing going on.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

i did that last year...
wheelchair hire was pretty reasonable too!
( Munsta, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)

you - get to
Hull.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

Easy, because cripples can't run after you
...when you nick their wheelchair.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

I kind of wrote that
then felt too evil, so i deleted it
*halo*
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

Ha ha ha...
...I like the feeling of being evil.

I'm also safe from the wrath of wheelchair goers right now - I'm upstairs.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)

you have to feel sorry for wheelchair users.
when the daleks invade, they haven't a fucking chance!
( Munsta, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)

they could get on a Stanner
Stairlift though. See, didn't think of that, did you? Think man, think!
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

The wheelchair users will be our downfall.
Easy access for them is easy access for Daleks. They'll start with all the public buildings.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)

Maybe....
Davros is leading the campaigning for disabled access everywhere, pre-empting the invasion?

DESTROY THE DISABLED, THEY WILL CAUSE US ALL TO DIE!**

**if the davros theory is correct
( Munsta, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)

what if they live in bungalows or sheds?
hmmm?
( Munsta, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)

yes, well.
damn it
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)

Halo?
you're the possessor of the twisted mind that came up with violet!

*backs away slowly*
( Munsta, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)

oh nobs.
It was my evil hands that drew that, not my mind. My mind is pure. Pure as a flufffy little bunny
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)

( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

What joyous pixel fun
Mad, but fun.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)

it was fun actually.
I have another project to finish, that should be nice and a bit stupid too. Just need some time.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)

why do you think it was so cheap?
;)


edit: noooooo fair, pep edited!
( Munsta, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

wha...?
ME? How dare you ;)
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

ahhh that sounds nice.
A lovely b3ta couple, yay!
I live my costume every day. i have no earthly need of this 'dressing up'.
Actually, wait - now you've said it, you DO look a bit like Clark Kent.
sorry?
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

I'm just a mild-mannered reporter
at the end of the day.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)

bless you.
When are you going to become a kick arse publican?
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

Hiya, Pep
Is this site worthy of the blog? The more I read, the more it amused me, although you might have already seen it.
arms out, pants down, group hug
( Nacho, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)

Awww...
...I get all excietd by the pants down bit, then....

*huff*
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)

aah, I'm sorry
but when I read through some of the stuff on there earlier I was larfing lots. I thought I'd share my amusement. s'all.
( Nacho, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

I felt a dire need to confess
but couldnt click submit
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)

oh that looks good
- I'll send it to Fraser. He's the king, and has, I believe seen everything on the web. He'll know. Have you seen his site Vent? It's amazing reading.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)

I use that
on a daily basis.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

hahaha that's chipe-tastic.

( Nacho, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)

I read that as
TITS, naturally.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)

I'm being a bit picky.
I've been offered a couple, but I want something that's quiet, but has potential.

If you see what I mean.........

If b3tans drink in there, I'd probably break records of some kind.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)

cool - having the opportunity to
be picky is a lovely luxury.
Personally, I wouldn't let you through the goddamn door.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)

*some smiley which indicates being disgruntled*

( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:16, archived)

only joshing
I'll have a large G&T. I'm a laydee afterall.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)

Pah!
You want equality? It's your round.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)

but but...
you own the pub! Can i have crisps aswell? gwaaaaaaaaan.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)

No.
No crisps.

/mean
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)

sulks.
downs gin in one, wipes mouth on sleeve and looks desperately for another.

Oh no wait, this is make believe...
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)

Or is it...............
Just take the Gin, but for gods sake leave me the lime!
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)

Lime.
Posh feller.
( pep, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)

Izzat budget lawn furniture?
Yay!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:54, archived)

*snort*
:)
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

hehehehe

( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

haha!
I do like those chairs
( verbal, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)