MichaelJackson always wanted to look like Liz Taylor

but couldn't afford surgery

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 748 entries (closed)

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)

That is
very, very good!
( robh, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)

eeep!
he does as well.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)

That's just nasty

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)

haha!
Excellent embroidery work too
( verbal, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)

That reminds me...
Of this picture, where I look disturbingly like him

It's the angle my nose is at, I think.
( useful_idiot, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)

to be honest
i can't see it. But that's probably a good thing.

I don't like men.
( Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)

Iain, Ron to name a few

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

no i like those men
i don't like silly men who try and make you do things when actually they have no business doing so because they have girlfriends.
( Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)

that sounds
something sinister.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

yes
it is rather!
Fortunately I do not like said man any longer and so can resist his misbehavingness.
( Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

Castrate first
Ask questions later.

Lethe would like to point out that this is a really bad idea as he would rather not be castrated by a complete stranger over any misunderstandings, as that is his girlfriends job, a fact of which has been worrying him since she has recently taken up kickboxing again, and has apparently come up with a foolproof way of getting away with murder which she keeps telling him about...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 11 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)

Hello Lora.
How are you today?
( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

quite well actually
i'm very happy at getting to stay in tonight with lots of books. Only my necks started itching?

And yourself?!
( Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

I'm ok thanks.
My week of heavy cold has now been reduced to a tickly cough.

I'd like to invent a new word today. So far Sunshine Elephant has created 'eumphazard and we had 'spunt' the other day.

I don't think this is real Lora. She's not capitalised the letter 'i' and missed an apostrophe.
( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)

haha
obviously you don't observe me very closely.
I'm very pedantic, but also very lazy.

Glad to hear you're feeling better.

Um i always make up words, but not under pressure like..
( Lora, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)

a codoter?

( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)

Yesterday I invented the phrase
"Cuntfuddlingly Marvlificous"

/proud.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)

ow baby
chamon

/avid FUCKING merrion centre
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)

Check out my bad self.

( whelkboy likes brightly coloured boxer shorts, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)