Jean knew he had talent
If only he could afford a better keyboard



From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 748 entries (closed)

(funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

lidl smells funny.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

that's the smell
of students
(funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

just like Poundstretchers
...what is that smell...
(great cthulhu, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

old ladies

( Laughing Boy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

the foul
stench of the working classes. i hate the working classes.
( stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

Yeah,
but they're still a rung higher up the evolutionary ladder than students.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

ugh. i occasionally
have to deal with working class students. it makes me feel ill.
( stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

hello stouf!
how are you you manc scumbag...sorry, salford scumbag....
(great cthulhu, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

are you
the pissartist formally known as bitchpapa? i'm very well cheers. has your bird spawned yet?
( stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

Breeding b3tans
scare me.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

oh yes!
spawned she has!

click
(great cthulhu, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

aww
bless. i trust mother and baby are doing well. and that you're getting absolutely no sleep whatsoever.
( stouffer, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

Went to a Lidl on the Cote D'Azur last week.
They had bottles of wine for 0.79 euro.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

Vin de piss by any chance?

( Danblez, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)

they should form a budget band...

( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

yeh all we need
is bass & drums now woo
(funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

:)

( magoo, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

wooooooo

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)