I need a front page
Is this good enough?
(Pimpz0r, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)

what do you need it for?

( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)

Hounor

(Pimpz0r, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)

It could be if the price is right
start your bidding now.
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)

Ssss!
You'll jinx it! To be far, it might be, it might not be... depends on what the mods think of it!

Also, you don't need a front page at all!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)

you can find plenty on the front page
or do you want one of your own?
( Or is it?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)

lol
yes of course one of my 0wn
(Pimpz0r, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)