With the budget cut down to £1.00 per person...
...the guests on 'Ready Steady Cook' had to be a bit more inventive in their choice of ingredients. Tiddles was a little alarmed to find himself on daytime TV, though.
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...the guests on 'Ready Steady Cook' had to be a bit more inventive in their choice of ingredients. Tiddles was a little alarmed to find himself on daytime TV, though.
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Hmm, pot noodle made with boiling diamond white.....
*rummages in cupboard*
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:48,
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Well, I say 'on'
but I mean in the audience, but I will try to get my mug on telly as much as possible... *goes off to make a B3ta t-shirt to wear*
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:51,
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how exciting!
i think you should make sure that you ask a question with the word "ostrich" in it.
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:52,
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I did Question Time once
got my question picked beforehand and got bumped at the last minute for time reasons. Fuckers. The microphones swang to me, I got ready and then Dimbleby got shouted at through his earpiece by the director just as he started to point at me. The microphones swung away, they went to the question after me and the show ended 40 seconds later.
One of my mates said it was the first time he'd seen me sit for an hour and not say anything.
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:57,
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One of my mates said it was the first time he'd seen me sit for an hour and not say anything.
Well, this was the thing:
I'd been CHOSEN to speak. This was my chance. Then some silly bint from some left-of-centre shiterag bought by four people in Islington talked twaddle forever, wouldn't shut up and then that silly sod Theresa Gorman was doing the "look at me, I'm Theresa Gorman" thing" and it just went on and on. I could see stardom slipping away from me and there was nothing I could do.
Have you any idea of the pain?
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:03,
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Have you any idea of the pain?
now that they let you text comments and questions on "question time"
i got drunk and spent a whole programme sending obscene and possibly libellous messages about the countryside alliance to the number with the hope of one or two of them getting on-screen. perhaps unsurprisingly, none of them did.
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:02,
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I like the cut of your jib.
That fucking "countryside" protest. More like the "come on this march or you'll get the sack and I'll evict you and your family" protest. Just so's a few tossers can rip foxes up with dogs.
Can't they work Photoshop?
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:06,
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Can't they work Photoshop?
Object to everything,
and continually refer to your own experiences (and how they make you so much better qualified to comment about everything than anyone else).
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:52,
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That was my plan exactly!
I also plan to get into an 'argument' with one of my mates (also in the audience)!
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:54,
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I've been at Uni for over a year
and I haven't once had a Pot Noodle! /proud
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:51,
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I don't think I've had a pot noodle in 12 years
even when I was a student
then I could get 3 chicken wings and chips for £1.50 just around the corner from where I lived
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Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:58,
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then I could get 3 chicken wings and chips for £1.50 just around the corner from where I lived