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( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

Good man.
You will never leave. Except now and then, to go to the offy, or maybe for a walk. Alot of people go on holiday at least once a year too.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

shit, that reminds me.
i had a real life around somewhere...
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

real life?
what is this real life thing

is it like the matrix or something
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

A bit,
only good, and not a film.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

mine has got commercials in it

(Floppglopple, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

Thats
when you use the pub scheduler to meet b3tans and drink alcohol or something!

I haven't been on here for quite a while due to uni...but I'm ill today so therefore catching up!
( Generationgav, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

And to the toilet,
unless you have a wifi card in your laptop, which negates that point.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

I have a shit in the offy.
My whole life is covered in my above post.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

So what will the footy count as?
And frequent bashes? Will you be forced to hold the match in a local offy, or will the entire game be played while walking?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

shirley
you don't expect him to be running around the football pitch?

afternoon everybody!
( JustHere, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

Good point actually.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

You don't realise
how close you are with your second suggestion there.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

Bluetooth
in my pda....even easier ;-)
( Generationgav, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

I read that as
...or maybe for a wank...

combined with Gordon Brown - not nice.
( UncleLewy, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

I can't believe that hasn't been done already.

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

quiet you

(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

I don't know why i ever ate your cheese salad.

(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

I thought it would be full of cheese

(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

but it turned out to be mouldy yogurt.

(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

thanks a lot
monkey shoe.
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

( pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

fucking hell profile id=2
edit: ohh i like the little girls you draw
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

That's not all
She's 18ft tall and made out of titanium.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

it's the laser eyes and massive claws
that always surprise me
( new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

lorries for arms

( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

i though i'd seen her before
www.automation.fujitsu.com/en/products/products09.html
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

damn it, cant she be made out of tungsten
they can harvest that from the moon.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

this isn't a costume they found me on a meteor
I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)

ok BRIAN

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

pep, this is (_!_)_This_is_your_ass
(_!_)_This_is_your_ass, this is pep.

That's the introductions over with then.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

very good supermoore
I laughed like a real geek then.

/coat
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

it has
you must have missed it
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

it has
but can i be arsed to spaz for it?
(cheebatv, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

Woo!
You'll never leave...
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

uhoh...
incoming 'been done' spam pearosting? :E

but hell, ive got less than half a skill in photoshop so i'll shut my greasy face...
(DopplerSow, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

it's been done
still a good shop though

and tom is the best name EVER
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

What about
Funkyboogaloo?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

nah..
im bored with being called Tom, not enough allusions to pigs at speed...
(DopplerSow, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

i loike moi name
Well I could have called myself Dark Raven, or the Black Phantom, or even cockbadger, but I figured my real name would be good enuf
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

yay. we've got you now
you were b3tan to that pic, but good try anyway. welcome.
( pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

stop being
so cunting fluffy.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

cock off before i delete all your
fucking posts and eat your dog. Fuck head.

better?
( pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

i don't love you anymore

( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)

that was only for SSG.
I didn't know you had a dog.
( pep, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

the real pep
would never kill dogs, you impopster
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

i love her
all the more.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

oh no
THE WEDDING IS OFF
can I have the cake
(1, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

I love you
and her.

And especially SSG.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 14 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

yup.
thankee.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

Woo
Can we have a Tesco Finest* bandwagon now please.
( underneath the weeping willow, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

TJ: But appropriate
From one twunt to another. I need a new term of abuse to throw around the office carelessly.

We are all twunted out here and it is loosing its edge.

Any suggestions?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

Brother.
No one will help you. Theya re all slack jawed Commies
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)