more budget cuts...
this time for the cast and whizzy CG effects in the next LOTR movie!


this may be lost on anyone who didn't grow up in england during the 80's!

don't click to embiggen!

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 748 entries (closed)

(son of crazymum, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)

Splendid!
And a fuck of a lot better than the real thing.

Morning campers. I is still at home dying. This flu thing is no fun at all, especially with my birthday tomorrow.
( pxyzyzygy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)

Arse
The flu sounds nasty. My sympathies. BTW, what do you use to generate your wooyays? They are massively underappreciated, in my humble opinion.
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)

Vectorworks.
But must go now, doc arrives.
( pxyzyzygy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

oh, my

( MissPrism, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)

Ooh, that's a gorgeous woo yay,
so it is...
( pxyzyzygy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

Belated
congrats on the Fox has the Pox.

See you're a geneticist.

Seem to be a lot of we bioscientists on here for some reason....
(Doctor Evil, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)

we must be
a bunch of lazyarses
( MissPrism, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)

Perhaps...
true!

Trying to write a funding proposal... I have the attention span of a goldfish this morning...
(Doctor Evil, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)

What is the attention span of a goldfish?
you should research that...
(great cthulhu, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)

Longer
than mine today, it would appear.

Neurophysiology has always struck me as a little cruel.... I stick with blood, human blood....

{Cackles for 5 minutes, insanely}
(Doctor Evil, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)

Put '-omics' on the end of all the words,
they LOVE that.
( MissPrism, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)

How about
haemorrhoidomics?
(Doctor Evil, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)

likeomics thisomics?
doesomics thisomics workomics foromics youomics? ehomics?
(great cthulhu, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)

Woo
And why exactly are you happy?
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)

because
I've been invited to America to meet my potential new lab.
At worst a free holiday, at best a new job. Yippee!
( MissPrism, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)

Best of Luck...
we have a chap in our lab off to what's left of North Carolina next week, postdocking.

PS POSTDOC =

Poor Oppressed Scinetific Talent Doing Others' Crap!
(Doctor Evil, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)

How splendid
That's indeed a good reason for being happy!!

I have just gone outside for a smoke. As I was descending the stairs, i noted that one of my shoes felt odd.

It transpires that I am wearing a black lace-up on my left foot and a brown slip-on on my right foot. This does not bode well for the rest of the day.
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)

Fan...
dab-i-dozi, indeed sir (or madam)
(Doctor Evil, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)

it's sir
'son' tends to dictate an offspring of the male gender!

and thanks!
(son of crazymum, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)

True...
it pays to read the small print!

No slur intended!
(Doctor Evil, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

genius.
absolute genius.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)

.
Fantabulous
(jazi, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)

v. good.
go to the top of the class
(great cthulhu, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

that is magic
pure and simple
( new_matt, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

Lovely!

( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

woo!

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

rar
lol thats great!
(solarismach5, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)

ha ha! brilliant!
nice blurrage.
( mrRush, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)