I'm in love with a girl from a Manchester Megastore checkout desk


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(Smudger, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)

Two pounds fifty-six pence sir...
Well if she worked at my local Safeway I know where I'd get my meat and veg
(abertownie, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)

With that gun she tends to
take her work home with her.
(Smudger, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)

Whoa!
I didn't know Manchester made girls that looked like that!
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)

i'm in love
with a girl made of fuzzy felt.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)

mm fuzzy felt
does she work at the florists?
( jeffcapeshop, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)

no,
the bakery.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)

i don't frequent
the bakery.

don't know who you mean.
( jeffcapeshop, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)

well, all i can say
is she is very fuzzy.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)

Hehehe

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)

You know your
checkouts.

:)
(Smudger, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)

'tfffffffrrrrt..
them's a lot of beans.
( jeffcapeshop, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)

that's funny, when I met her
she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

that much is 100% of FACT
(dognutz, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)

When I met her
she was working as a cocktress in a waitail bar

that much is 100% of FACKED
(Smudger, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)

I live in Manchester
and I've NEVER seen her...where am I going wrong?
( Generationgav, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)

Hey wow...
shameless Pea-roast!

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)

:-)
Scoopy Doo.
(Smudger, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)