"This is the self-preservation society..."

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( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)

That made me
roar with laughter!

All my collegues think I'm mad now.

WOO!
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:21, archived)

burn them
burn them all, satans cars of evil.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)

Are those Mini Metros?
The most pants car in the world.
They'd have to go for self preservation coz noone else is going to!

Woo!
( MizEmma, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)

Boo hoo
and I have to drive one!!!
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)

Take the bus instead.

( MizEmma, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:25, archived)

i read
that as 'talk to the bus instead'. how rare.
( stouffer, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:26, archived)

i drive a metro
actually its a Rover 100 and a 1.5
unfortunately its diesel
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)

Mine is
a Rover Metro 1.4 Diesel

Sad, sad little cars.
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:29, archived)

You must
really hate yourself. A Metro Diesel!!!!

lol!!!
( Toma_o, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)

I am punishing myself
for many motoring mistakes until I repent.
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:34, archived)

Do you remember when they
bought out the Mini Metro Turbo?
Turbo? hahahahahahaha
( MizEmma, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)

Yes ..
.. I had one .. complete with red seat belts .. and a slightly modified turbo too. Until the front wheel fell off.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:34, archived)

A friend had
a austin metro that was badged up to be a MG metro but was still a Austin Metro.
Sad sad man
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)

As I said earlier
hahahahahahaha
( MizEmma, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:37, archived)

True but does do 300 miles to a tank of £20
and has done 14000 miles since Febuary
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)

I'll give em that,
the engine is pretty sturdy (mind you it is a pug engine).

It's just the rest of the car that is such a disappointment...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:34, archived)

Rover 100
you don't fool us, it's just a metro repackaged.

like smoking lights or silk cut.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:33, archived)

Yup
it's a metro but a Special Edition!
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:34, archived)

'special'
as in 'special needs'
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)

I'm not going to win
am I?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:38, archived)

no
i hate this car more then i hate anything.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:41, archived)

It wasn't going to be minis originally
I can't remember if it was fiats or something else.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)

it was
going to be batmobiles.
( stouffer, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:26, archived)

Thanks
a sensible answer to my question
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)

Rovers, or something, i think

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)

That is NSFW.
Metros are pure filth.
( Toma_o, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)

indeed
my boss caught me looking at that pic and handed me my P45.

he's said i should have been looking at hardcore scat and fisting pictures.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)

Exactly.
I'd rather look at tubgirl.
( Toma_o, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)

Burn the metros
and their evil, twisted creators...

p.s. Mini`s rule!
( dozack, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:26, archived)

for the love of cripes, man
leave some hummus for the rest of us
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)