I could use some
Cheap Exhibition Carpet

and

A Skip
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)

way ahead of you boss
had my lads measure the house while you were out




and that cat might be pregnant
(pikey, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)

you
dirty scrote, fancy shagging the cast
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)

That explains it.
Wondered why I got home to a bill for
Five Faaasand Paaands.
And no fucking furniture !

Cheers Mate, another job well done !
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)

pay any less
an' sure you'll only get cowboys


well now must be off
(pikey, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)

Next time I'm going to try Indians
That nice Mr Gupta is offering a nice line in Soffits and Facias
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)