That explains it.
Wondered why I got home to a bill for
Five Faaasand Paaands.
And no fucking furniture !

Cheers Mate, another job well done !
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)

pay any less
an' sure you'll only get cowboys


well now must be off
(pikey, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)

Next time I'm going to try Indians
That nice Mr Gupta is offering a nice line in Soffits and Facias
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)