Say what you like about Ann Widdecombe...


... but she was there to help out her old chum Paul Verhoeven when he needed it.

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(wowBOBwow, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

don't tell me I wanked over HER bush ?
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

sorry for that comment

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

that's why you're not
her gardener any more. Bet you thought it was because you pissed on her pansies, eh?
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

does anyone here like herbal tea?
i certainly do
(yag muncha, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

peppermint tea
is nice. Good for the digestion too.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

Linden blossom (lime flowers)
can be very soothing if you're feeling angry or aggressive.
( mofaha, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)

Uphill gardener ?

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

At this time
of year? Are you mad? It's nearly half-past October and all the good uphill gardeners should be hibernating for the long winter season of fucking each other in the arse.
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)

I'm so glad I don't hibernate
:)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)

i certainly would.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

munster munter
if ever i saw one
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*
*squit*
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

that was like
a mouse weeping.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

One should always end
with a *floooosh*
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

*glup glup glup*
is a good alternative - especially if it's someone else making the noise...
( JustHere, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

lemme guess, yer chasing a fly
round the room and you've just squished it?
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

you cnut...
I almost fell off me stool!
( JustHere, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

you shouldn't
squat so low
( verbal, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)

Indeed.
And now I'm wanking over it's little dead body.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)

just you watch,
there'll be loads of the fuckers waiting for you on the other side of the door.

You think it's rain falling on power lines outside, but oh no......
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)

what?
WHAT?!?
(yag muncha, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

You heard.

( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

I hate it
when people claim not to have heard, then answer you half way through repeating it as they really did hear after all.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)

SPANNERS!
that's what I heard, anyway.
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)

I hate people
(a bit)

(not really)
( verbal, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)

people
are rubbish quite a lot.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)

ew

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

i recognize that from somewhere
where is it from?
a movie, p'raps?
(Barnaclese, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)