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[challenge entry] Cruise at Ten

I can't help being a simpleton.

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(Europir8, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:08, archived)
# that's ok. i think you're beyond help
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:09, archived)
# can't stand the bloke
while on holiday I realised that I'm a simpleton. I had something to eat and then walked from to restaurant to the beach (about 100yards) before I noticed I had my flip flops on the wrong feet
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i hate flip flops
i need ankle support
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:13, archived)
# I don't like shoes,
I can't feel the floor properly.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:23, archived)
# bend over
and use your hands
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# you think you're a simpleton
i didn't realise you could have flipflops on the wrong feet!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:13, archived)
# they're shaped for the foot
especially where the place the thing that goes between your toes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:17, archived)
# flip flops are the worst shoe ever!
they are uncomfortable and reveal feet urggh!
(DMQOB, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)