do you use
your little finger to right click?
(Jibbed, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)

(Harry, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:09, archived)

I use
My driving finger to right click.
You know, the one you hold up when driving.....
(Dangermouse., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)