You won't believe this, but...
they grow out the ground!


This bloke down the pub told me they did, so it HAS to be true!

reposty for comp, plus slight tinkering

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)

Thats the best explination that
anyone I know has come up with!!
( Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)

tenuous
but it's a lovely animation so fair enough
( Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)

Ahh, but who plants them?
That's what I want to know!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)

my guess would be
an unfurtive bear...

or is that just stepping over the line?
(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)

*shrugs*

( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)

*plugs*

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)

*shrubs*

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)

*drugs*
.
(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)

*shrubbery*

( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)

it's true
they breed in caves
( sargant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)

nope
they need another crane to put them up 110% of FACT
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)

but
how do they put that crane up?
( JustHere, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)

have you heard
of God?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)

And
doesn't that crane have to be bigger than the crane they build?
( Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)

The crane puts itself up.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)

your thinking of a self erecting tower crane
they honestly do get a little mibile crane to put up a big mobile crane to put up the really big craine. but in a large site they only need to do that for the first one then use that for then next one etc.

sorry wrong board.. must get back to craniacs.com
( alistair, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)

think of an erect penis.

( sargant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)

I'd rather think
of breasty substances
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)

milk?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)

...
milk?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)

...
milk?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)

milk?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)

semen?

( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)

( vulga - the one your Mum said you shouldn't listen to., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)

milk
?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)

yay
at least someone knows what I'm on about
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

I love
a good pair of knockers I do... Just on women, that's all I ask.
( vulga - the one your Mum said you shouldn't listen to., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)

I'd
rather not if it's all the same to you.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)

They use a bigger crane
Silly ;-)
( kaydup, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)

only way

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)

i still love that
= )
( evil pixie, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)

you remember?
awww, bless thee
(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)

wow
that's rather good stuffs
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)

How big a bee
would need to pollenate that?
Nice.
( Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)

Ooo yellow ones
an unusal but popular colour for the old tower crane

Topless tower cranes!
www.mpstowercranes.com/New_Cranes/new_cranes.html
( alistair, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)

I have a
self erector!
( Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)

yes...
and WHO the fuck is going to move it from the middle of Brighton?
( vulga - the one your Mum said you shouldn't listen to., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)

Is it still there?

( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)

last time I looked
I'm still in Worthing at "work" but I'm hopefully going to get to go home soon. I get a lift, so it's not quite so bad I s'pose.

Was meant to be helping out here, but haven't got all the bits here to do the job, so I'll be coming back later this week to finish up...

Then charge them lots of cash.
( vulga - the one your Mum said you shouldn't listen to., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)