" Bond, behind me is the new and improved 'Auto-Wank2000' "

Auto-Wank1000 (SFW)

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

( Laughing Boy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

wankwankwankwank
it screamed.

i think there should be a burgular alarm that traps the burgular inside and _____s them.
( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

educates.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

wow it apparently
wanks so hard that it distorts the space around it
( lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

i can't use imageready properly yet because I only bought it
2 days ago. BTW, that's some nice stolen profile CSS off Sargant.
( Laughing Boy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

shhh i was hoping no1 would notice
i deleted mine and can't be bothered to rewrite, will delte now :(


done and done... i'll write mine again tomorrow

edit: sorry forgot to say that i think the pics ace i was just in a critical wanker mood
( lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

good,
i made mine from scratch with the help of this, it's very useful.

edit: it's ok. That link is up there is more useful than i thought!
( Laughing Boy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

i'd not seen that before
i just nagged someone to explain why the code i used wouldn't work... your way seems better... *bookmarks*
( lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

he can steal it if he wants.
he owes me a pint though.
( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

i've unstolen now
though it was up for all of three days, if i ever struggle to a bash i'll owe you one?
( lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

MANY PINTS
of pie jelly.

nah, it doesnt matter :)
even fnord stole elements of mine!
( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

wow.. you sound rightly proud

( lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

Snigger
Test drive! Test drive!
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Woo

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

Yay. Thats much less subtle.

(checkers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

And less funny

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

Calling people gay and bad spelling are always funny.

(checkers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

uhm...
you're.. i think thats more of the right spelling
( Emohawk, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

it is....
WANK!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

eh?

( Laughing Boy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)