Wanking horses
actually thats less of a job, more of a hobby



what?! why are you looking at me like that? Baz aint around and i dunno if Sick Boy is either, so someone has to lower the tone
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

Wanking horses
for fun and profit. Coming to a book store near you soon.
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

name that quote
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination"
( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

kevin smith
clerks...im a geek!!
(loulou, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

ding ding ding
we have a weiner
( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Thu 13 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

worst job
I used to work at edinburgh zoo. my job was to circumcise the elephants.

The pay was crap, but the tips were enormous.
(albert o'balsam, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

hahaha
That's fricking hilarious punnage!
(DonkeyRhubarb, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 7:23, archived)

baz? sick boy?
staffs uni boys?
(Chunk Mcfunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)