Did anybody get to hear the real story?

( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

eeep
i think i've had enough of royal poo sex now
( lemony, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)

I still don't know what it was about,
but he's gotta be a perve to bang Camilla instead of Di (before she was dead).
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

i'd still do her decaying corpse over camilla
but then i'm a bit like that anyway
( lemony, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

Camilla would never agree to that,
she'd have to be on top.
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

oh come on
in camillas position she can hardly afford to be picky
( lemony, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

If she becomes Queen I become German.
I'd rather bang the Queen's mum.
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

yes,
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)

yes
Pearoast..

( Toma_o, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

:¬)
Same Charley pic, god bless google. Hopes its true, first all-in-one King and Queen!!!
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

Is that
Boris Johnson?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

Ha Ha
Could be........... did you see him on room 101 last night. What a stumbling buffooooon!
( Toma_o, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

Especially that bit about the columnist
who was mild compared to his staff... he should have known.
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

"Hurrrumpf, Hurrrumpf,
Hurrrumpf, Hurrrumpf, I've smoked one or two jopints, Hurrrumpf, Hurrrumpf, Hurrrumpf...."

Bollox, he's caned all the time....
( Toma_o, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

Is that what...
...BJ stands for?
(Baa Lamb, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

Yup..

( Toma_o, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

what
did Matthew Kelly want with your eyes?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

Chips

( lemony, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

what is the
piercing advice?
( mikeisbrill, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

do me scrot
basically
( lemony, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

mike's uneducated but shit-scared of sharp things even near a scrot advice:
argh! no! not your scrot! don't! ew! that's horrible! urgh!
( mikeisbrill, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

i dunno its about the only place that kinda appeals

( lemony, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

whatever floats your boat i guess
personally, my scrot's my temple.
( mikeisbrill, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

dick
head?
(nogber, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

To put stars in them.

( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

Actually,
he wanted to see your Star!
( Toma_o, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

groooom...

( lemony, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

He's an astrologist!?!

( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

A bum astrologist.

( Toma_o, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

Uranus...
*school boy smirk*
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

Goodo!!!

( Toma_o, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)