A late entry for last weeks compo


Can you guess what it is yet?
Also its only 1 shape ands weighs in at just under 11kb's

From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1018 entries (closed)

( Manofmilk is coming to terms with it..., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

A pint of Guinness...
...being poured.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

hmmm...
...i suppose you should get some sort of very small prize...
( Manofmilk is coming to terms with it..., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

Although...
...you forgot the settle.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

or the fact the
animation should last 180 seconds
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

180..
..if i made 180 seconds would you watch the whole thing?
( Manofmilk is coming to terms with it..., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

its roughly the time required
to pour a pint of the black ooze.

i was being an arse.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

i also am an arse
but i happen to be a barman as well but I can't stand the stuff - it takes too long to pour and tastes like sewage!
( Manofmilk is coming to terms with it..., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2315529
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

you mean
like a girl with thrush?
( atomboy, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

good things come to those who wait
sorry i had to say it
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

I'd get bored
and watch an animation of lager being poured instead
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

Like this one?
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

Wholly
unnecessary!
( Mullet Over, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

ha ha ha

( Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

guinness
tastes like ash, vinegar and twiglets poured together with some yeast and worcester sauce.
And some crude oil, in for effect.

i don't like it ;)
( Mushroom, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

i first tried guinness
when i was in Ireland at the age of 15.
Gorgeous.
best stuff ever.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

it's a matter of taste, i guess
i'm not really a stout person ;)

i only weigh 8 stone :/
( Mushroom, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

i'm very stout...
...at 18 stone but guiness still mings
( Manofmilk is coming to terms with it..., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

i guess you have to be somewhere inbetween.
/12 stone
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

mmm...ash, vinegar and twiglets poured together with some yeast and worcester sauce.

(yakmonkey, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

Asking the
wrong people, really!
( dutchbird, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

... but without the five minute wait
as the barmaid, while leaving it to settle at the midpoint, serves some cnut who orders 17 half-pints of rasberry cider and pays with a bag of coppers.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

more to the point
do we care?


was a shit comp

let it die ffs
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

thats a good animation
don't aim your abuse at the image

i agree the competition was riddled with shit but many posts were great
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

Seconded.
The comp wasn't very good, but this is a really good post. I think it could've gone top 3 personally.
( Mullet Over, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

Except,
of course, that the compo was to represent famous people, not pints of Guinness*.

*Although it could be Sir Alec Guinness.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

in my opinion
guiness is actually a lifeform, it has enough yeast in it to be classed as one, and as such, it could be a person
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

I thought the concept was excellent...
...but there were a lot of lazy entries that didn't use the thought needed to make it good.

It's the same with every challenge.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

oooooh
get her!
be fluffy.
my guess is someone in a darkened room with a milk moustache [edit] didn't see it animate. very nicely done
( atomboy, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

er ... yes
I think it's pretty damn good akshully
(8-Ball, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay!

( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

It's a shame it's late
cos that is bloody woo!

Well, it was once I figured out what it was.
( Mullet Over, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

a pint of guinness,
suprisingly well poured considering it's so dark.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

Nicely done that
woo
( Milkman Dan, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)