The Temple of Jizzmaybe this won't beat 'Mo', but it is still a bit rank.
Flatmate, lets call him 'bob', often did a number of things that often resulted from his inordinatley high libido.
Unfortunatley for bob, his physical characterisitics often did not allow his ends to match his means.
So he was a short squat hairy lecherous perv who was 26, lived with 19-20 year olds and still worked in a supermarket. He nearly hit me when i had him up about that. anyway
bob had a crush on a friend of mine. he would sit next to her on the couch and openly look down the back of her pants and tell her what colour panties she was wearing. she would walk away and he would follow.
He would sleep on a matress in the lounge with his ear pressed up against my bedroom door to listen to me and my girlfriend at night. I would go to have a shower and find him asleep, ear still pressed to my door, curled up with his fingers in his mouth.
He would often comment on the various noises that people would make while having sex. often immediatley after
He would sometimes constantly suck his ring and index fingers, while wearing nothing but a pair of very small shorts.
He would also sit and eat oranges in the lounge by putting half the orange into his mouth, and then noisely spitting the fibre of the fruit into a plastic bag. I think that ofended me the most for some reason.
his room smelled of moist ejaculate, as did his bed, he had the only vcr in the house, which is why we would sometimes be in his room. we called it the jizz temple.
one day he made it halfway to the toilet, saw there was no toilet paper, fell over on the stairs and demanded that we go and get him some because he was on the verge of crapping his pants.
The one day he was caught on an upstairs landing masturbating while listening to girls talking in the lounge.
then he moved to a location three hours travel away, still kept his job at the supermarket next door to us, and demanded we let him continue living in our lounge.
lets just say it ended 'badly'.
I somehow feel better
thankee.
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 21:41,
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Flatmate, lets call him 'bob', often did a number of things that often resulted from his inordinatley high libido.
Unfortunatley for bob, his physical characterisitics often did not allow his ends to match his means.
So he was a short squat hairy lecherous perv who was 26, lived with 19-20 year olds and still worked in a supermarket. He nearly hit me when i had him up about that. anyway
bob had a crush on a friend of mine. he would sit next to her on the couch and openly look down the back of her pants and tell her what colour panties she was wearing. she would walk away and he would follow.
He would sleep on a matress in the lounge with his ear pressed up against my bedroom door to listen to me and my girlfriend at night. I would go to have a shower and find him asleep, ear still pressed to my door, curled up with his fingers in his mouth.
He would often comment on the various noises that people would make while having sex. often immediatley after
He would sometimes constantly suck his ring and index fingers, while wearing nothing but a pair of very small shorts.
He would also sit and eat oranges in the lounge by putting half the orange into his mouth, and then noisely spitting the fibre of the fruit into a plastic bag. I think that ofended me the most for some reason.
his room smelled of moist ejaculate, as did his bed, he had the only vcr in the house, which is why we would sometimes be in his room. we called it the jizz temple.
one day he made it halfway to the toilet, saw there was no toilet paper, fell over on the stairs and demanded that we go and get him some because he was on the verge of crapping his pants.
The one day he was caught on an upstairs landing masturbating while listening to girls talking in the lounge.
then he moved to a location three hours travel away, still kept his job at the supermarket next door to us, and demanded we let him continue living in our lounge.
lets just say it ended 'badly'.
I somehow feel better
thankee.
