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# two queries:
a) did he only produce 5 litres of piss in three years?

b) does jizz go orange over time? Amazing what you learn on b3ta.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# no he only pissed in there on special occasions
and yes jizz goes orange. First orange, then eventually black.

Or maybe it was just him, with his diet of pilchards.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Well,
What DID you see in him? My girlfriend complains if I eat Ready Brek. I'm amazed anyone would put up with a man who, apart from anything else, bottles his own urine. You've given hope to many a single man out there with..erm..odd habits.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I was only young
My suggestion to any similar males out there is to go for young, impressionable girls who might just about believe it when you tell them that everyone else bottles their pee too.

(being very good in bed doesn't hurt either)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# The gush
first it goes red .... then it goes black .... and then you die .... it's very sad, when a porn star gets the gush
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Body Fluid Maths
Maybe:
a) he produced 5 litres of jizz in three years

b) his piss went orange?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)