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# flatmates from hell..
One particularly stupid act by a flatmate from hell sticks in my mind, Imagine a toilet blockage caused by 'stuffing' loads of bum wad news papers etc, in fact the toilet had been filled up to the rim with layer upon layer of this stuff until flatmate from hell decided in his own unique way to clear this blockage.
Basically, with the aid of some sort of flammable substance this plum had chosen to try and burn this stuff away...
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There was a muffled explosion from the toilet pan,shattering it and depositing toilet contents over walls and ceiling of toilet creating a 3 dimensional brown and white wall paper for this room...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# words fail me
...exactly how muffled and by what? (can't seem to get the image of flying flaming flatulent bog roll out of my head)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# ewww
My ex started a habit of picking his nose while watching tv, yes, in front of me. He would put the chunks of snot in his ashtray.
He started work earlier in the morning and always left a 'little present' for me. Almost every morning there was a huge dump in the toilet. He used a ton of toilet paper as well. When I had to flush it for my use, I was always wondering if it would back up and overflow. Gag! He said he left it so the flush wouldn't wake me up. He was so gross...and you think you know someone.....he ended up with the girl from the apt. above us. Lucky girl!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)