dirty minxMost of my housemates etc were fine but about a year ago the wife and I lived owned a terraced house in a normal little street except for our neighbours in the rental next door. After moving in we quickly found out they liked to have huge rows with all the windows open and also shag and shag and shag and shag with the windows open at night when all was nice and quiet except for a moose like noise www.angelfire.com/tn2/thefrontier/Moose.htm
Every bloody night all bloody night started feeling most inadequate. Bad enough but then one night we were awoken to screams form the street so we look out to see what’s going on and delight at the sight of 'the shaggers' boyfriend unwillingly dragging his gf up the road by her hair (full caveman style) while she screams at him to 'pull harder' and to 'just get on with it', eventually he gives up tells her she is 'a bit weird' and leaves laid in the middle of the road and goes home.
Huge window smashing row ensued and shagging commenced with renewed gusto.
We moved, but that’s another story involving ASBO retards and the police.
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Every bloody night all bloody night started feeling most inadequate. Bad enough but then one night we were awoken to screams form the street so we look out to see what’s going on and delight at the sight of 'the shaggers' boyfriend unwillingly dragging his gf up the road by her hair (full caveman style) while she screams at him to 'pull harder' and to 'just get on with it', eventually he gives up tells her she is 'a bit weird' and leaves laid in the middle of the road and goes home.
Huge window smashing row ensued and shagging commenced with renewed gusto.
We moved, but that’s another story involving ASBO retards and the police.