I lived with a pyroHe was a bit simple, bless him but he managed two remarkable feats whilst living in the same house as me in Coventry about ten years ago:
(a) he got arrested for trying to burn down the local CostCutter supermarket
(b) burn down the garage of the house without it being his fault. this was caused, according to the investigating fire brigade officer, by an electrical fire starting in the Alfa Romeo car that a friend of his had left in our garage for safe keeping.
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:53,
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(a) he got arrested for trying to burn down the local CostCutter supermarket
(b) burn down the garage of the house without it being his fault. this was caused, according to the investigating fire brigade officer, by an electrical fire starting in the Alfa Romeo car that a friend of his had left in our garage for safe keeping.
We were watching television once and my uni housemate,after carefully excavating his nose, popped the successful result of the dig into his mouth. "Did you just pick your nose and eat it?!" I asked.
"It's mine isn't it!" he replied in a voice that suggested that by not eating my own bogeys I was somehow part of a deranged minority.
Once we were in the room of a girl he knew, and in front of about 6 others he pulled her dildo from her bedside cabinet and proceeded to wave it at us all.
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"It's mine isn't it!" he replied in a voice that suggested that by not eating my own bogeys I was somehow part of a deranged minority.
Once we were in the room of a girl he knew, and in front of about 6 others he pulled her dildo from her bedside cabinet and proceeded to wave it at us all.