Kiddie Fiddler


I AM going to hell
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From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

(Swany, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)

punnage....
ooooh
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)

i come home drunk.......
find a messege from www.thesmokinggun.com in my email about wacko
think sick m*therF*cker
then this comes into my head
i think i'm ill in the head
(Swany, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

ok...
*backs towards door*
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

i was surprised.......
when i saw the mug shot.....
it say's he's black........
(Swany, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

stop talking to me
you scare me
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

pretty nasty
stuff there
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

yeah he is a sick watermelon........
and really needs help/locked up
(Swany, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)

you orangutan
DON'T EVER LET ME SEE THAT FRIGGIN' ARTICLE AGAIN!

Uuuugh...I think i'm gonna be sick....what that man did to that kid...that watermelon deserves a life sentence.

EDIT: repost for compo.
(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:08, archived)

i can think of a lot of things that should be bigger.
this is not one of them.

it is woo enough at the size it is.
: )
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)

as I suspected,
size is important :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

got that right, Proffy.
; )
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

here you go, something nice
and big
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

oooooh
nice : )
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

Of course size is important...
...why else would I have spent so much time and energy growing tall?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

( Az The Spaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)

haha,
you're short.
hahaha.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)

( Az The Spaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

this isn't good.
b3ta doesn't get sufficiently quiet at night for me to go to sleep.
you bastards.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)

i have to make an important
phone call at 8:30

buggery watermelon tarts
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)

i'm meant to be starting a tour of britain
later today.
i haven't packed anything yet.
bleh.
got to phone people to stay at too.
ARg.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

if you are in lancaster
dont call me, i wont help you

SE might
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

all you need to pack
is the coconut
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

i will.
that and a digidol camera.
and lots of music for the car.
and a copy of Puckoon.
and a road atlas.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

and your bukkake hat

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

there will be
no bukkake on this journey.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)

And travel scrabble!

( Az The Spaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

Puckoon?
Top choice sir.
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)

Would it help...
...if I came round and repeatedly punched you until you lost conciousness?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

can i hyelp?

( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

that
would be most arousing.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

ditto
cranberry
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2361982
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

are you keeping a note
of everything i ever say?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

aren't i good at it?

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

you disturb me.
not many people can do that.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

alright.

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)

at the bash last weekend
bleepbloop said he sometimes likes to lurk and watch what i say as he finds me entertaining


i nearly threw a chair at him for scaring me
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

He Likes To Watch
OOoohooooh
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

scary.
veyr, very scary.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)

this wasn't long after you phoned
so it was doubly scary
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

haha,
you poo.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)

there's a lot to choose
from
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2368668
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

STOP IT.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

hhahaha!

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1844815
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)

haha.
words of wisdom from myself there.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/952348
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)

i have records
of lots of my early posts.
but not that one.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1337800
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

i used to be reknowned
in my school for my dead baby jokes.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2365323
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)

the first jiggly monkey post.
www.b3ta.com/board/539316
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)

I saw champanzees at a Safari park...
...they jiggled just like that.

100% FACT!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)

that was posted on my birthday!
i feel special : )
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)

fantasmagorical.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

My Birthday's on the 18th of January!
Make a note of that!

If you forget I'll be very upset indeed!...
( Az The Spaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)

noted!

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

Oooh,
so it's nearly your birthday.

I'll start baking the cake.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

yay!
: )
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)

pffft!

( Az The Spaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

The Who - Fiddle About:
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
( Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)

*Cough*
.
(Swany, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

You're going to Hull
on a TGV.

EDIT: Bluddy funny tho.
(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 6:02, archived)