this isn't good.
b3ta doesn't get sufficiently quiet at night for me to go to sleep.
you bastards.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)

i have to make an important
phone call at 8:30

buggery watermelon tarts
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)

i'm meant to be starting a tour of britain
later today.
i haven't packed anything yet.
bleh.
got to phone people to stay at too.
ARg.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

if you are in lancaster
dont call me, i wont help you

SE might
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

all you need to pack
is the coconut
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

i will.
that and a digidol camera.
and lots of music for the car.
and a copy of Puckoon.
and a road atlas.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

and your bukkake hat

(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

there will be
no bukkake on this journey.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)

And travel scrabble!

( Az The Spaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

Puckoon?
Top choice sir.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)

Would it help...
...if I came round and repeatedly punched you until you lost conciousness?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

can i hyelp?

( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

that
would be most arousing.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

ditto
cranberry
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2361982
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

are you keeping a note
of everything i ever say?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

aren't i good at it?

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

you disturb me.
not many people can do that.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

alright.

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)

at the bash last weekend
bleepbloop said he sometimes likes to lurk and watch what i say as he finds me entertaining


i nearly threw a chair at him for scaring me
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

He Likes To Watch
OOoohooooh
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

scary.
veyr, very scary.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)

this wasn't long after you phoned
so it was doubly scary
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

haha,
you poo.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)

there's a lot to choose
from
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2368668
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)

STOP IT.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

hhahaha!

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1844815
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)

haha.
words of wisdom from myself there.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/952348
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)

i have records
of lots of my early posts.
but not that one.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1337800
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

i used to be reknowned
in my school for my dead baby jokes.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2365323
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)

the first jiggly monkey post.
www.b3ta.com/board/539316
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)

I saw champanzees at a Safari park...
...they jiggled just like that.

100% FACT!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)

that was posted on my birthday!
i feel special : )
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)

fantasmagorical.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

My Birthday's on the 18th of January!
Make a note of that!

If you forget I'll be very upset indeed!...
( Az The Spaz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)

noted!

( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

Oooh,
so it's nearly your birthday.

I'll start baking the cake.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

yay!
: )
( cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)