True or not
I enjoyed that.

Edit: Remember last newsletter - the Soft Paws things for cats? (You glue them onto cats' paws to stop them sctratching stuff)

Well, I was well pissed last Friday and I rocketed off an e-mail to them registering my disgust with their products. The opening line was 'You lot are a fucking discrace'

I also managed to throw monkeys in there somehow. I got a very civil e-mail back correcting a few of my more 'strong views'...

Anyway, I'm not proud but there you go. Bored now.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

correcting them?
you mean it's OK to stick things to cats' claws?
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

of course not!
But try sticking a banger up ones arse, now that's funny!
( Dr Drink, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Well, that's what I thought,
but the alternative is de-clawing or putting them to sleep.

I didn't read the reasons: too many cats/not enough homes, therefore better having the Soft Paws than the alternative.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

or not getting a cat
if you don't want to look after it properly. Or valuing your cat over your shitty furniture. cranberry.
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

cranberry?
Not me I hope.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

What?
The only alternatives are declawing or death?

What planet are they on?
( chthonic, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

i find treacle
is quite funny

especially if mixed with fizzing candy
( Ulic, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)