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# Who's a pretty boy then?


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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)
# that's
smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# woo! top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I'm scared
eppp
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# brill
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)
# coooooooooooooooooool
nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)
# seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)
# watermelloning not him!
scary beast
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)
# FP
surely!
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)
# 'tis
waaay too wide.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)
# you've
jinxed it now...
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)
# now
you've scared away the magic donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Does this mean I get to say
New person. Please read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)
# there's nothing about saying that in the FAQ
read it yourself!
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)
# true.
oh, except for that BIG BIT ABOUT THE MAGIC DONKEY..

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#magicdonkey
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# but where does it say
you can't mention the FP?
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# is this some kind of hilarious joke?
Who is the magic donkey?

His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# well if you are open to such
liberal interpretation then we'll leave it there. No worries.
(garfi3ld, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# if you link the donkey to the FP,
he shits on your face while you sleep.

"Contrary to popular belief [the magic donkey] doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page."

/me places his briefcase on a bed, and allows it to sleep for a while.

[edit: pah, b3tan to it]
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# The front pagers arent chosen by Magic Donkey
They are selected in bizarre rituals performed by the Ancient and Unholy Secret Order of the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/2461012
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Is that not what I said?
?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# certainly was,
a whole five minutes after I did, you need to be quicker if you want to criticise people on here you know
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Well quite
But mine required creative thinking time to fully explore it's complex subtleties (and the lecturer walked past halfway through).
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i believe at one time
we tried to find a good adjective and animal name fot he magic frontpager, but failed
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)
# bloated maggot.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# The Beneficient Badger?
The Moist Mushroom?

edit: Actually "Munificent" is better.

The Munificent Mushroom :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Pervert.
"just another five inches"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Whadda ya mean ...
... *another* five?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I'm stirring.
*stir stir*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I read that as
"still stinging".

:|
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Hmm "Stirring"
Isn't that a euphamism for "Having bumgay sex"?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Only
in your head.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# You'd better not be!
There's no room in there, what with S Club 7 and Carol Vordeman and the Badgers...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# The Badgers
are merely observers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Eclectic Stoatboy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# beyond well done!
woupla!
(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)
# quality
how rare
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Yayy for Zebrots...
....or Paras
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Great work!
well... I say 'work'...
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Triffik!
Most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)
# That's top shopping that is!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)