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[challenge entry] *ashamed to live near his parents*

arse. my squildo has been graped

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# hes crap
but hes better than the lifeless bland bags of air that usualy fill the airwaves
(kitten vice, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# better than Sarah Cox.
But then, so am I.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# so would all the nails in the world being scratched down all the blackboards
At least they don't say "ummm" between every melonfarming word.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i describe sara cox's breakfast show
as waking up with a hangover with the blazing sun right in your fucking eyes and sunburn all over.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)