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[challenge entry] I was physically sick producing this...

[BTW its Carol Vorderman]

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Carol Vorderman's continued existence
is the only thing that keeps me alive.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I don't blame you
It's a fucking hideous sofa
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Aye
she is everywhere like shit in a field
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I read that as shit on a shield
which conjured up all sorts of interesting images.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# everywhere
like shit on a shield........hmmm might work.....
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# much like chris moyles
on the annoyance scale:

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Arrrgghh!
I can't stand that fat, northern twunt.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i live near his parents.
now FEAR ME!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# that is a blatant
pearoast
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# AND?
i haven't posted it in a new thread.
no-one is going to die because i posted it.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# TJ
this may be GC, so to speak, but is there one of us workig for a calendar company.(It is genuine I've just seen the catalogue at work)
nob gag

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(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# old as the hills
boots's website sells it, they had to crop the image very tactfully.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# It's a paper bag . . .
They had loads of the calenders in Boots yesterday, that shot was from an unfortunate angle.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# it pisses me off
when people constantly flick around channels like that too.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# It pisses me off
when people move their arm like that while using the remote. you don't need to do that, you just need to press the goddam button.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# unless someone's moving
your telly
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# my mum...
..has the most exaggerated remote control usage movement ever. It involves holding it out from the body with forearm extended parallel to the ground, pointing it very accurately at the appliance being controlled, bracing onself for the big button push, then making a jabbing movement which comes from the shoulder, usually whilst grimacing for no explicable reason as if being poked with a stick.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# You know what I'd like to see
Carol Vorderman's house being given a makeover by Linda Barker. Those two don't get enough airtime
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I'd risk damaging my favourite shoes
just to have a good kick at that talentless slapper's face.

woo for the sentiment btw - but I'm going to have to click "ignore" until that disappears off the board.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Have a crap Vorderman pearoast


(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)