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( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)

CLIFF!!!

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)

AAAAARG
I was about to have lunch ... I'll have to go down to the pub now
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

God lord,
I never new Cliff had the power of mind control.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

How do you think
he still manages to sell so many records? It's not natural I tell you
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)

you
can still buy them ?...crazy.
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

and
I reckon it's something to do with the demonic way he dances in his new video. I accidentally caught it on TOTP2 the other day. MY EYES!!!!
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

Accidentally?
Ahh, that old chestnut ... hoping to catch some Quo re-runs right?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

no,
I was just looking for whatever you want.

*scarpers*
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

Its
appaling, he has all year to come up with a christmas single, and he comes up with that drivel.
Just think, he was once Britains great Rock and Roll hope.
I told my five year old second cousin he was the oldest man alive.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

richards
aliveeee ?....
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

well
at least the little mite knows the truth about the oldest man (with a colostomy bag)
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

watch
out...cliff !!
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

oooh
nice one
( corington, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

hashahahah
hahahahahahahahaha!
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

yay!

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)

woo
ah, that brings back some fond mamories of Eastbourne
( Mond, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

Fan-fucking-tastic
Millons of woos!

(Stoat ~ Back @ b3ta after 4 years, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

we're all going on a
summer holiday to Asia... where is Euthan, anyway?
( JustHere, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)

Everyone seems to have already said "CLIFF!", but what the hell...
CLIFF!

Very much Woo
( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)

we're all going on a summer holdiay...
fun and slaughter on our sumer holiday

( alistair, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)

hahah
cunning!
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

hi
cockalorum
(icedragon, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

Hahahaha
lovely!
( sick_boy, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

Super good !
yay
( oCo, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

fantastisk!
w/y/h
( Kaiser, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

i don't like it

( Koogas, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

ta

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)

hahahah
nice one centurion!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)

brilliant
and beautiful...and I actually get the no. 12 everyday!
( lemonhead, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)

That's proper good that is.
Houpla.
( underneath the weeping willow, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)

Wheee! Off the cliff they go! Yay!
Now let me tell you a TRUE story about a Number 12 bus.

I used to live in London, and I would catch the Number 12 from Elephant And Castle to Westminster Bridge. Every miserable day. Except one day, when I waited in the cold drizzle for hours, and the Number 12 never came. IT NEVER BLOODY CAME!!! God I hated living in London. Anyway, about a year later I was travelling through Kenya. I was hitching a ride down through the Rift Valley one sunny morning, passing some hot springs and a lake filled with pink flamingos, when what did I see sitting out there in the grasslands? You've guessed it, it was the Number 12 bus! For real! Which clearly explained why it had never arrived that morning in London.

This story is guaranteed to be 100% of FACT.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)