Funny,
I was thinking of doing the same gag but couldn't be buggered in the end (fnarrrr!).

Woo yay for being more dedicated than me!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

has your arse closed up?

( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

pffft!
reminds me of an old Spitting Image sketch with 'boy george' and 'holly johnston':

holly: boy, how's your bottom this morning?
boy: shut up!
holly: so's mine, must be the cold weather!
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)

arf

( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)