how does it go?
'blood of christ'
'pink shirt of christ'

etc.

I'd join the end of the queue, but I'd probably get excommunicated for saying 'it tastes like red wine' :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

you could try
body of christ, hmmm, tastes like chicken
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

is it possible
to be 'even more' excommunicated?
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

only if you went into a church
and had sex with a cross
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

had sex with
a cross what?

hehe, aching sides etc
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

haha
sorry about the sides
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)